so i haven't been active on deviantART for a really long time. a lot has gone down in my life but this isn't my diary so i'm not gonna bitch about it here.
recently triggered the deviantARTIST part of my brain again. so you want a biscuit? lol

anyways.

all of a sudden WE, the once socially awkward, have been deemed the coolest people on the planet. why? well for one, i hear fucking Twilight has turned the beautiful mythology of the vampire into some sappy day walker pussy love shit. STRAIGHT EDGE VAMPIRES? FAIL! oh & Isabella Swan? you must be fucking kidding me. fucking fags. is that a crack at gays? NO.

_{thank you, Anne Rice for the vampire Lestat & Louie & Armand who were lovers once (not particularly in that order) & Interview with the Vampire.
thank you, Bram Stoker for Dracula.}
thank you Joel Schumacher & Kiefer Sutherland for THE LOST BOYS

Gerard Butler, Gary Oldman, Brad Pitt, Antonio Banderas, Dominic Purcell... beautiful, humble, blood thirsty, & well mannered.
the female vampires should always be: complete lesbo promiscuous slut bags inextricably involved in bloody sadomasochistic orgies.

_{sarah michelle geller & david boreanaz kept to the rules. but the fact that you own the complete boxed set of Angel of Buffy does not make you COOL. it actually makes you a loser cuz in the end it turned to lovey dovey crap anyway.}

underworld? fuck that lichen/vampire hybrid shit.
i FUCKING HATED QUEEN OF THE DAMNED, but at least that stupid bitch fried the right way.

point i'm getting at? you little fuckers think its okay to twist up a classic culture but then get mad when we twist up YOUR culture.

the davinci code... _{WHAT? jesus wasn't a virgin? BLASPHEMY!}
hamlet 2... _{WHAT? ROCK ME SEXY JESUS? BLASPHEMY!}
reefer madness... _{WHAT? jesus is sexy & tanned with an entourage of sexy bikini choir angels? BLASPHEMY!}
south park... _{WHAT? jesus is a cartoon that has a talk show? BLASPHEMY!}
Lucy, daughter of the Devil... _{WHAT? the daughter of the devil is dating jesus who happens to be a flirty DJ? BLASPHEMY!}

sacrilegious you say? well we say the same thing.

so STOP with your press on fangs & white contacts & striped stockings & studs & ties & safety pins & Panic at the Disco buttons & fingerless gloves & eyeliner & tripp pants that you just decided to add to your wardrobe for shock effect. fuck bamboozle & warped tour & those pussy mosh pits & abercrombie girls that go & cry cuz the dumb asses wore flip flops & got stepped on or got violated crowd surfing. if you cant stand the fucking heat get out of the inferno.

(to be continued)